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tyler joseph's parents:  don't climb anymore
twenty one pilots fans:  don't climb anymore
obama:  don't climb anymore
planet earth:  don't climb anymore
tyler joseph:  [climbs]
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WiFi:  connected
Me:  then fucking act like it
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me:  [walking past music store]
me:  [bREATHES HEAVILY]
mom:  no
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And when you choose a life partner, you’re choosing a lot of things, including your parenting partner and someone who will deeply influence your children, your eating companion for about 20,000 meals, your travel companion for about 100 vacations, your primary leisure time and retirement friend, your career therapist, and someone whose day you’ll hear about 18,000 times.

Intense shit.

-Wait But Why - How to Pick Your Life Partner (via creatingaquietmind)

(Fuente: arcticvortex, vía ashleyfuckingbarrick)

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burgerkid:

when people say bad things about your best friendimage

(vía jernrod)

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I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?
Me:  Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
Spider:  Omg man I didn't see you there.
Me:  We cool?
Spider:  Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
Me:  Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
Spider:  Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
Me:  So...can I get out now?
Spider:  Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
Me:  Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
Spider:  Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.
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